Wendy Williams talks Beyonce’ supposed “FAKE BUMP”

All this talk about Beyonce’ faking her pregnancy is the topic these days…I must admit I was a bit skeptical when beyonce’ revealed her pregnancy at the MTV music awards..Im like why all of sudden is she being so open. After all she was so close lipped about her relationship with Jay-Z, and when they got married (Which still to this day there are no pictures anyway) so why the  need to be so public now.

she said:

“There were so many rumors about me being pregnant every three months for the past couple of years — I thought the best way and classiest way was to just show”

 Wendy Williams decided to do a little investigating of her own for her show in a segment that she called ‘Beyoncé, Pregnancé, Conspiracé’. She carefully analyzed photos of Beyonce, reviewed the controversial tape of her folding baby bump, and brought out two of her staffers that were pregnant to do a chair test to see if the ‘baby bump fold’ was even possible.

“Now being a woman, I had my baby bump. Many of you have had baby bumps. I never remember [squatting]. Just take a look at the video. She’s either giving birth to a frisbee, or Stewie from family guy. What is that, B? I was on bed rest the whole time, I’m not exactly sure. But I can tell you, when I would get out of the bed and sit up at a kitchen table, I wouldn’t be able to sit like that. Like, I was so concerned about my back and the baby. Even at 5 months I sat like [stands up and leans back into the chair] this.

 Five reasons (conspiracies) why beyonce’ may be lying about the bump:

1) The baby is helping Beyonce’s sagging recording career. It is sagging. I mean the statistics show, but you forget all about that because you’re so focused on, ‘Oh, Beyonce’s pregnant!’

2) Beyonce’s pregnancy is a way of keeping Jay-Z’s alleged mistress away. This is what I love about this show. You can’t see everything that I can see, but people are snapping their necks in nod-ation. How ’bout this one…

3) The alleged woman over in allegedly Trinidad with the alleged 10-year-old alleged son allegedly by Jay-Z, Beyonce’s trying to keep up with her. Allegedly. And how ’bout this…

4) This is the most disgusting one. Beyonce’s going to use a surrogate so she can maintain her body. I don’t believe that one.

5) Well, here’s one that’s even more disgusting than that. They’re adopting, but they’re going to play it off like they gave birth.

You remember I was the first one to say this: it’s going to be an at home, water birth in the master bathroom, there are gonna be three people there: Beyonce, Jay-Z, and their mother Miss Tina. Watch. There will be none of those nurses. There won’t any of those witnesses at the nurses station or anything like that. Beyonce, c’mon you’re not like that are you? *heavy sigh* You know how some of these celebrities can be though. Anything for attention. Anything for attention. “

Moving along … so naturally after hearing Wendy’s reasons I wanted to learn a little more about Jay-Z’s alleged mistress (Not the one in Trinidad with the son). I found what appears to be a super disturbing gossip article suggesting that he had some chick named Cathy White on the side and that right after Beyonce’s pregnancy was announced, Ms. White died. It was also suggested that Beyonce knew about homegirl for a while, and acted like a true “baby-mova” on her several times.
 
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